Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums...

By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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Sunday 31 January 2010 16:10

well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make

mrteacup 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:21

she's your girlfriend and you didn't know that?

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BM13HC 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:41

if she can play Painkiller on both drums and guitar at the same time, it would be awesome

firecopy 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:59

at least you have a girlfriend…

tb15 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:16

was there a judge. otherwise, how would you know who played "better"

onnielief 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:28

YDI as if girls can't play drums or other 'manly' ibstruments. Hope you learnt your lesson!

kathleen13_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:31

maybe u should get more involved wit ur girlfriend and then u would kno she's doin that to the girlfriend dump that price o poop!! nd get a boyfrien that may actually like u!!!!