Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums...

By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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Sunday 31 January 2010 16:10

well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make

mrteacup 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:21

she's your girlfriend and you didn't know that?

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penguindude7289 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:34

u shouldn't complain about 50$ at least u have someone who loves u

prettygirlxo95 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:41

wow she was smart to make the bet. goes to show how much you really know about your girlfriend, or how much you actually think is important to hear.

Sieg83 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:17

wow, shes ur girl and u didnt even know she had talents??? hey, at least u know now. maybe u can use her 2 ur advantage and go halfsies on some hustlin :D

539533 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:33

never underestimate a woman.

Rachel420o8 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:47

that's not an FML... it just sorta sux and shows just how much u know about ur gf

Love_and_Suicide 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:50

Oh My God. Shut Up 50$ or Not, When Your Girlfriend Can play Both Guitar and Drums She's Hot as HELL! Stop being a pussy.

SupaSwaggin 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:39

you shoulda known your woman better! YDI, bitch!

Gele01 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:43

FYL?!?! You have absolutely got to be kidding me with this. My imagination wants to picture your chick as really hot so lets assume, and at that shes over here pounding out drum solos and is a regular Jimi Hendrix? How about this... Today, i realized how much better my girlfriend could do than me, she bust out a drum solo and i had to wonder, if i didn't know this much about the chick, how could we possibly be dating? FML

checkers31 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:57

your a dumbass

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 1 February 2010 6:22

"Today, my girlfriend is musically gifted. FML" shut the **** up, quit your bitchin', and appreciate the fact that you and your girlfriend have that love for music in common.