Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums...

By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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lky830 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:10

well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make

mrteacup 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:21

she's your girlfriend and you didn't know that?

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FMLfan23 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:47

hahahh andd it's only $50

g3rusz 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:51

Bet=YDI, no matter what. At least you have an awesome girlfriend.

e_pi_i_plus1 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:11

agreed... besides this isn't an FML, he has a kickass girlfriend that he can rock out with. Sounds sweet to me.

ab1484 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:01

lol thts wat ur dumbass get!!!

stratovariusftw 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:02

Betcha 50 bucks i play better drums than you?

clockworklolita 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:03

How long have you been going out with her to not know something like that?

aliaysleighbasic 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:05

I know this too well. cocky musicians. she prolly mentioned that she could play. and then it escalated into a bet. she prolly egged it on. all musicians are proud of their craft. so to the rest of you who aren't- realize that this hit to his ego is a lot bigger than it looks at first glance. but you still deserved it- dork! and stop complaining. unless you're gonna let your ego get in the way of a possible badass relationship.