Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums...

By unknown - 31/01/2010 06:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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lky830 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:10

well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make

mrteacup 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:21

she's your girlfriend and you didn't know that?

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Vinto 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:04

thats not an FML thats a win dude, besides you could just play it cool and say you let her win like a good bf. and competition in a relationship is a good thing.

DIAS_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:20

that's when you bend her over and **** her on the bass drum. drum sex is good shit, man

GreenRupee 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:09

Be happy to have such an awesome girl.

ZeroMachine 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:15

Dude, shut the **** up. She sounds awesome. Also, you would've just blown that $50 bucks on her anyway. Or on Slim Jims, Mountain Dew and ****.

leadrunner751 3

Monday 15 February 2010 7:28

how is this an fml in the slightest bit? so you're girlfriend is fun and is talented. YDI

Rishy 0

Friday 26 February 2010 11:06

#108 Shut the **** up

fmlwinnn 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:26

youre a little kid, #130, you shut the **** up

my_user_name 7

Sunday 21 March 2010 1:24

Not a fml at all; this is a terrible thing to complain about. Unless you're completely broke and absolutely needed 50 bucks to get by... in which case I think your girlfriend would let you keep it if she cared about you the slightest bit. Having a talented girlfriend is not a bad thing.