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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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Quite the gamble

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By happy bday - 17/09/2010 04:02 - Canada

Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I am now in charge of driving my friends home after they had an awesome night. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:22

please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.

HahaYDI 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:24

Did you get some sort of family discount?

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jackweird 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:47

That is some surprise...

360XBOXFTW 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:51

i say it should be free

jiimbo344 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:56

did you get a lap dance?

Vmonster 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:31

why must everyone make fun of that girl in your photo? it's getting old, it wasn't quite funny in the first place but rather mean..

captn_fml 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:59

God I hope you didn't tip her.

twitch851 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:53

god I hope she didn't tip op

UniquelyMine 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:04

f her life, not yours.

manbearpig7173 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:05

Sounds kinky.

DinoJess 0

Monday 25 July 2011 18:11

love your picture!

bweeee 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:13

yew

jacksonclarke 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:15

did you get special family rates for a lap dance you dirty boy you.

wriptidez 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:30

aww not good

mandoalba 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:41

so you could got a lapdance and a strip show for all these years

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it

Quite the gamble

How can I make this about me?

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