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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend just told me the picture of "him as a baby" was really his son. FML

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Genetics

By outie - 13/09/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML

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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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ambowew 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:37

An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.

JacksonCampbell 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:47

the* - Well, this is awkward.

Comments

RuCheezBurger 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:49

I heard what starts ugly usually turns beautiful :)

mb23 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:53

I wish I would have seen pics of my husband as a child I now want a divorce before I have children with him

yarani 26

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:41

At least now your future kids won't be complete idiots...

maccagirl 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:01

damn! who wants to marry someone like that? you are better off!

onemightydrummer 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:04

ouch

jeepy_fml 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:50

hey OP dun take it too seriously, there's no ugly babies. He's just giving himself excuses to leave you

wilywashere1122 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:53

what... what an ass.

SaggyBoy135 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:07

Man........

awesomedeejay 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:30

that is needed up

mofo123 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:50

maybe he means you looked good as a kid but he didn't

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