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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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You deserved it 1 637

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend just told me the picture of "him as a baby" was really his son. FML

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Genetics

By outie - 13/09/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML

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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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You deserved it 5 363

By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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You deserved it 4 824

ambowew 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:37

An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.

JacksonCampbell 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:47

the* - Well, this is awkward.

Comments

hopestr 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:54

holy crap that's freaking mean. should've punched him!!!

nakyla 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:44

that's ****** up wat a jerk

krista2009 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:45

learn how to speak English idiot

Remarqueable1 2

Friday 8 July 2011 20:36

He sucks ass!

bkliegle17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:42

hey, look on the bright side! what he said was rude, meaning he was rude, so don't be too sad. he didnt deserve you if he treated you like that!

diaz5 1

Friday 8 July 2011 22:51

lil ******

xxkissthadevilxx 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:03

screw him tell him it's his fault

letmeloveyou 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:20

attractive people make ugly babies anyway.

alicewonderland_ 3

Friday 15 July 2011 20:01

Sorry hun but he was cheating on you and used the smallest excuse to dump you... Or he just couldn't stand you any longer.

AJRand 14

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:56

At least he was thinking of what your children would have to go through.

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