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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend just told me the picture of "him as a baby" was really his son. FML

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Genetics

By outie - 13/09/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML

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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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You deserved it 5 363

By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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ambowew 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:37

An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.

JacksonCampbell 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:47

the* - Well, this is awkward.

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HollisterModel77 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:06

he. is an ass.! I'm sorry butt move on. (:

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:08

wow you are better off without him!!

Bowser6622 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:20

Punch him in the jaw and say his future doesn't look right. Problem solved....Problem?

hobojones 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:26

so sorry:(

lisha88 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:37

lol schpanki is trying to insult people and can't even type hahaha

ImJustMe71810 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:53

Honestly, if he hadn't seen your baby pic by then & you were engaged to be married, then maybe you shouldn't have been engaged yet in the first place.

Blue_Princess_fml 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:34

That sucks :/ but true you could do better :)

cinderella2122 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:35

that is so rude, how much does he know about genetics?

Illyssa_fml 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:37

Wow! hahaha! That's stupid

distant_desire 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:03

That's his cowardly way of breaking up with you cause there's probably more to it on his part. You poor thing, I'm sure you'll find someone way more deserving of you anyway.

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