By fuuuuuh - 20/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML
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SuperDerp 8

What a cool and original pun about food poisoning.... This has not been said on other food poisoning FMLs or anything....

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Icyghost17 10

This reminds me of that movie " bridesmaids"

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scottsteiner 1

1 fish 6 $ mix of spices 1$ experience of suffering excruciating food poisoning and having only have one bathroom - Priceless

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scottsteiner 1

put your shirt on your head and say- I am the great Cornholioooooo ! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! Come out with your pants down!

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MissMae93 23

I didn't know 10 year olds were allowed on FML. Atleast, that's how old I'm judging you on based upon your sense of humor.

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thatkidceleste 2

i didnt know 19 year old bitches were allowed on FML.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's from Beavis and Butthead... Definitely an adult cartoon.

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skyeyez9 24

I hope there is a window in the bathroom at least? I couldn't imagine the stench of all the constant rotations of vomiting and diarrhea going on in there. Gah

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SquishFish 15

Sounds like a fishy situation.... But seriously OP buy sushi grade fish next time. That stuff from a supermarket will definitely give you good poisoning.

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Enslaved 36

I bet you'll never look at sushi the same again. I once ate bad oysters and got ill. Now I can't even look at them without thinking about that event. ): And I loved them.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Not everyone can be the greatest sushi chef on the western world. By the way, you missed a period at the end and DUMBASS is one word.

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stache67 2

You ain't Japanese! You ever see a white guy make sushi.....! Well then you don't live near an ocean, with that said fish gets nasty! It's like Trying to eat sushi in Chicago! Im sure it's safe! But how many connecting flights did it take for your sushi to get to its final destination! .

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McNerdyNerd 8

Not picking a fight, but did you try to cram at least 3 stereotypes in this comment or was it all an accident? Haha

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

It says OP is from California. And yes, I've seen just about every race make sushi (even white people). My dad loves Japanese food so we make sushi at home a lot (minus the raw fish). Yes, we're black.

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stache67 2

OP's got taste Dear, and really OP? WTF your racist!

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Schiffy 18

Only if prepared incorrectly. If the person preparing it knows how to do it (such as in any restaurant that specializes in sushi), it's completely clean.

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bjf10 22

#41 - by that rationale, so does pork. Both do only when prepared incorrectly.

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krewer21 1

Amateur acts, such as this often end in sorry situations. OP, it's easy to think, how difficult can it be, only to feel lost in the process. If you ignored your gut reaction before you ate, YDI. If you honestly thought, cool! Well, there may be a Darwin Award in your future.

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