By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
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MarkerofMagic 0

haha mean sister but good movie.

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FailVader 0

you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."

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sandwichman1796 0

ohh **** hold her back... lol

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sugarroxx 0

My sister is a bitch as well :(

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hbomb5150 0

would u like some ice for that burn? lol jk! but seriously... what. a. bitch.

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Thats_Mclovin_2U 0

Time to go on Jenny Craig. that's if your fat:p

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jon7688 7

I like em round with somethin somethin. haha love Moto Moto

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Raider889 0

try to get you're own moto moto

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

maybe she can't get a date because she's fat? or maybe she's really really short.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I hope you chased her around with a rolling pin just to give her a good scare. That's what siblings are for, y'know.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Why a rolling pin? I say, a chair.

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ohthebloodygore 16

A fireball would do the job as well. Screw the chair, fireball!

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