Transportation: Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to...

By litup - 04/07/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Angry much?

By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 617

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 670

By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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You deserved it 6 764

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 3 613

By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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You deserved it 2 390

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 40 938

butterfly141989 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:38

you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)

rmujerita 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:38

i hope u made him walk after that

Comments

lesp 6

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:35

I never thought of that before. . . GREAT IDEA! Except I think I'll light and toss.

rauj13 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:36

He was right, it was a good idea.

GregAvery 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:59

I was in a bar recently where another mentally "gifted" idiot did the same thing. I probably wouldn't have believed this FML before that. So glad you didn't crash, now throw him out with the trash!!

Mr_Robotron 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:19

What a champion

proud_liberal 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:34

he is an alcoholic. report him to the police before he rapes you. trust me girl.

fullcarbon54 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:52

Just because he got drunk once and on a holiday where there are lots of parties doesn't mean he's an alcoholic. And it definitely doesn't mean he gonna rape anyone.