Animals: Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red... - FML

By Blaisey - 21/04/2014 17:25 - Canada - Duncan

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

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Blaisey 22

Tuesday 22 April 2014 15:44

Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!

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androtech 12

Monday 21 April 2014 21:53

Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?

disturbed678 10

Monday 21 April 2014 21:54

You should hit her over the head with a pan.

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jezebaal8 7

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:20

If I knew were you were ,I'd call the police ..

thepersephone666 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:21

I hope you kicked her ass

misakixkitty 2

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:22

Oh no :( I really hope that the kitty is ok... You really need to turn your roommate in! Call the cops, you don't need to be around that at all.. Please do a follow up OP. :/

cookie1207 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:26

Get her arrested for animal cruelty. Im not joking

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:27

Ironically enough...I'm reading Stephen King's IT right now...

EmeraldMoonshine 21

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:34

hit him on the head with a pan. see how he likes it.

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 23 April 2014 0:31

the roomate's a girl

buonotomato 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:44

Unless she was influenced at the time, your roommate is a horrible person. In case she WAS under the influence of drugs, get her help. Actually, get her help anyway. You should also kick her ass regardless, because hurting a kitten is unforgivable.

Hinup 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:53

smack her back with her fried brain jeez..

mybubbles2000 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:54

I guess my biggest question is. Is the kitty okay?!

Bekll 31

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:54

I don't care how drugged up she is! You never abuse an animal! Report her for it. And while you're at it, get a new roommate pronto!

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