Kids: Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 02:01

Today, after my stepdaughter warned me that she’d get rid of me, she's finally successfully driven such a large wedge between me and my wife that we haven’t spoken in a month, and today she asked me for a divorce. Well played, stepdaughter, well played. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00

Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By iDontLikeMySiblingsThatMuch - 12/08/2018 20:30

Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:05

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

botanistjessica 24

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:03

Uh oh. Better lawyer up.

Comments

DeathofCareBear 21

Saturday 7 November 2015 23:16

Well is the divorce finalized yet?

tamesenicole 27

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:32

I think she meant emancipation lol

Olliebob1619 13

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:36

*sweet home Alabama starts playing*

xTommytheGUNx 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:56

slap her across the face and tell her the correct term is disown.

vikky538 28

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:24

Even lannisters will not approve this.

russfml 31

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:39

Hopefully this isn't a mother like daughter situation. FYL

trucker2 33

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:19

Build her a dog house/doll house.... She has to be in the dog house, before the divorce.

subscript 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:21

How old is she

jonomc 12

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:46

Just make sure she knows you get the Xbox/PlayStation/ phone/ whatever in any divorce. She will quickly change her mind.

Severefear 7

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:49

You're married to your kid? I guess Ontario is a bit like Alabama. In all seriousness it's probably just a phase.

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