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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 02:01

Today, after my stepdaughter warned me that she’d get rid of me, she's finally successfully driven such a large wedge between me and my wife that we haven’t spoken in a month, and today she asked me for a divorce. Well played, stepdaughter, well played. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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Request denied

By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00

Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By iDontLikeMySiblingsThatMuch - 12/08/2018 20:30

Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:05

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

botanistjessica 24

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:03

Uh oh. Better lawyer up.

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abadoo123 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 4:46

Troubles brewing down in Alabama XD

DrRO93 14

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:07

Not sure if incest or just your daughter not knowing what that means

bigmeechay666 8

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:32

Simpsons did it!

Cpl_Levi 19

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:57

Ydi for raising such a stupid ass kid

kenwolfy 14

Sunday 8 November 2015 7:57

Cute lol

PotatoesAndCake 26

Sunday 8 November 2015 11:29

I hope there are no children involved

idk_rose 25

Sunday 8 November 2015 13:00

are you doing something wrong?

Sathane 21

Monday 9 November 2015 1:10

That's what happens when you marry your daughter.

Tegz0rz 12

Tuesday 10 November 2015 1:08

Ah, I remember when I was a kid and wished I had a different mother. What a regrettable feeling! When she's older, she'll grow to appreciate you more, op.

DanCastellaneta 17

Tuesday 10 November 2015 3:16

Kinky?

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