About Cali
Yes, I'm a real live burger-eating, coffee-drinking, freedom-ringing American. I'm not the only one on the FML team though, since we brought in the new intern, Nina. I'm not special anymore. Sadface. Anyway, I do like to keep active - my favorite sporting event is the Netflix marathon (for which I train daily). I'm an animal lover and a lifelong musician; I never travel without my trusty plastic recorder. I think I'm funny but if my jokes get too weird for you please call me out on it, and I'll try to rephrase like a normal human. Send me a PM with any questions/ complaints/ ideas... even compliments if you feel so inclined! Flattery will get you everywhere. Update: Fleox, our tech boss, is the greatest. You should all go hug him on his page!
Cali's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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