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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 04:49 - United States - Moorhead

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By AGeeksWife - 12/09/2012 07:03 - United States - Saukville

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 04:00

Today, I heard my daughter-in-law refer to her twin daughters, my precious twin grandbabies, as “the good one” and “the shit stain”. FML

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By Sam - 10/10/2017 16:00

Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML

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By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Scarlett_Pixie - 24/12/2016 09:46 - Australia - Toowoomba

Today, my partner convinced both of our little brothers that we are naming our son Obi-Wan. They now won't stop rubbing my belly and quoting Star Wars. This is going to be one long Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By mykodu - 02/10/2014 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

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Friday 7 December 2012 9:16

Those names have a nice Ring to them.

mfjkr 10

Friday 7 December 2012 9:18

You can drink your fancy ales you can drink em by the flagon but the only brew for the brave and true... comes from the green dragon.

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kingelessar 2

Friday 7 December 2012 21:28

That's a good thing

Cassandrax731 5

Friday 7 December 2012 21:32

She shouldve gone with Fred and George

rise182punkz 8

Friday 7 December 2012 21:35

So what is the problem????

NurseNikNak 3

Friday 7 December 2012 21:36

That is awesome!

mattscott 5

Friday 7 December 2012 21:47

I have to disagree with this being an FML. I think it's awesome.

doglover100 28

Friday 7 December 2012 21:49

There are worse names

jamesrod885 6

Friday 7 December 2012 21:54

how old your daughter?

caviar_fml 2

Friday 7 December 2012 22:03

that's awesome!

BabyT600 4

Friday 7 December 2012 22:26

Your daughter should be shot. Does she realize how badly she has ****** up their lives?

Tanuis 3

Friday 7 December 2012 22:40

Sounds legit...

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