Be right back, browsing the amateur section of Redtube for my new wife.

To be fair, from an evolutionary standpoint, you would want to produce offspring who will in turn pass on your genes. If somebody is considered desirable among the herd/pack/etc, then it's more likely that mixing your genes with theirs will secure your chances of succeeding.

I hope he realizes girls use apps to get likes on their selfies

I always assumed guys picked girls mainly based on how they look lol. This is taking it to a whole new level.

Apparently you don't share the same brain.

O.o What? That doesn't make any sense, on a positive note you probably won't ever get a sister in law to annoy you since he is so shallow. :/

No, you don't share the same blood, you share some DNA... Something very different... Sharing blood would be a bit freaky...

Sounds like an egotistical idiot or very insecure.

Vampires.

Never underestimate the power of data driven decision making. We live in a world where people choose partners on apps.