Love: Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen...

By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

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By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2020 14:00

Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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By Carolyn Burnham - 23/10/2016 15:23

Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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Awesomeelliot 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:29

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

theninja1800 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:28

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

Comments

lengi123 18

Thursday 17 January 2013 0:12

Well, twilight is already a shitty romance sooo..... spot on!

whY402Jay 12

Thursday 17 January 2013 0:24

Leave now. He's secretly gay.

Gunnie 24

Thursday 17 January 2013 2:01

Hahaha! At least it's entertaining! :D

Kade20 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 2:29

Isn't that what all girls want? Hahaha!

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Thursday 17 January 2013 3:02

LMFAO!

rockpwnspaper 11

Thursday 17 January 2013 5:01

Sounds like you're turning into Bella Swan.

Brianaswan 0

Thursday 17 January 2013 5:23

I love twilight

salyssac 3

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:29

That is hilarious, just join in on the action... See what happens!

luluslife 2

Saturday 19 January 2013 1:26

I don't think she should do that, she would end by people treating and thinking of her like a ****, just as Bella

Jefzwang 4

Friday 18 January 2013 4:35

Probably because you are.

CoyoteOldOne 17

Friday 18 January 2013 6:03

You should dump both the stoner child and his weird bi-curious friend, and get a boyfriend that doesn't treat you as a two-dimensional cardboard character.