By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 121
You deserved it 7 839

Same thing different taste

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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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FYL, OP, but this was hilarious to read. And isn't Twilight just a shitty romance saga?

He's done this before? And you're still dating? Kudos to you, girl. Most of us, wouldn't be able to put up with the emotional stress.

That's a really bad way to clue you in that your boyfriend is gay. He should just come out and tell you. FYL

That'd be awesome honestly. Constant laughter.

escobar07 10

Tell him your gonna bang his friend and see if he still does it then

Smartdumbblonde 27

You should really worry if your boyfriend starts to put sparkly stuff on when it's sunny out. Then you can tell him "Vampires don't sparkle, asshole."

SmilingMonsterCB 4

I feel sorry for you, OP. I hope he's just joking around, and not being serious. I find it odd though, usually it's the girl trying to MAKE her boyfriend like Edward and using Twilight as a guide on how their relationship should be like. Not this...