By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

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theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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poccocurantes 7

I think the role playing is kind of exciting. You should encourage it to keep things interesting. In fact try acting like Golum and see how your Bf reacts.

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jujubunni5 9

Oh...I bet he looks completely sexy and straight glittering in the sun.

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kalbrek009 20

Survey says..."yes, you are in a shitty fake romance" unfortunately..it's NOT a movie. FYL..Bella...OP

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Bridgetyy 5

Hahaha I laughed at this. Your life doesn't suck. That's awesome!

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cassislankard 12

Love Twilight. The books. Def not a fan of who they picked for Bella. :-/

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starcrossddream 14

YDI OP, never date creatures that glitter in the sunlight; apparently you should've chosen the werewolf :p

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