By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.

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Kallian_fml 21

I can't seem to understand why your boyfriend would want to make himself so easily replaceable...

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Camri_123 11

Using toys is like tickling yourself, it works better when someone else is doing it. So maybe he is not that easy to replace.

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evilplatypus 38

89 - Complete opposite is true for me and anyone I've ever heard talk about it (having been in a sorority, I've heard way too many girls talk about their sex lives and "special alone time")

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Camri_123 11

I guess that is just my opinion, and personal experience. I usually don't talk to other girls about self satisfaction, so I wouldn't really know much about it now would I? :)

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Sputnikspak 13

I would much rather spend sexy times with my partner of 8 years than I would with any sex toy. Then again I'm also supposedly a 'unicorn' - a woman who gets off on penetration, not on direct clitoral stimulation - unless it's foreplay, I find it annoying - which is apparently extremely rare. And a silicone wang just ain't the same.

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Enslaved 36

I actually watched that HBO special called "Real Sex" and saw how they made molded ******. There was a famous male **** star that was used as the model and in order not to go soft during the plaster/molding process, they had fluffers near by. Yeah, that's how I learnt what fluffers were. I'd ask some questions if I were you. :P

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danube_fml 7

I learned what they were while reading Ron Jeremy's autobiography. Funnily enough, it was a pretty good book.

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tabbycat2007 22

You can buy the kit* and do it at home all by yourself now. We sell them at Spencer's, and I've seen them at other adult shops too. *Fluffers not included.

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screenager5 35

Well, at least your boyfriend is creative... most people wouldn't think to have a ***** custom-made for a gift.

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buckdharma 36

Tell your parents that you're a little disappointed. You already have one just like it, so you're not quite sure where you're going to stick it at.

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gracehi 31

But... You already have his penis. Why would you need another one of the same?

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Myo_fml 20

Maybe he can't last very long and never gets the job done.

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Enslaved 36

Hmmm wondering, would he wrap it or just make it your socking stuffer?

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DjeePee 24

I actually find that a very nice gift. At least he wants you to have a jolly good time without him.

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loserman67 35

Look at it this way, what he gave you is the right color, the right size and you know it will fit. Pretty thoughtful if you ask me.

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obviousboy 8

Probably the world's smallest *****.

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