Sports, Pranks and Dad jokes: Not funny, Graham

Not funny, Graham

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 22:00

Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML

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Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML

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You deserved it 86

Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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You deserved it 27 050

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 16:00

Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML

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You deserved it 292

Dumbass friends

By georgehentson - 04/08/2021 20:01

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML

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You deserved it 136

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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You deserved it 6 470

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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You deserved it 2 938

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 25 October 2023 22:34

No one, not one person, not even a camera SAW your dad push you in? I find that slightly hard to believe.

Battousai124 6

Thursday 26 October 2023 16:01

Yeah... Exactly what I was thinking.

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 25 October 2023 22:34

No one, not one person, not even a camera SAW your dad push you in? I find that slightly hard to believe.

Battousai124 6

Thursday 26 October 2023 16:01

Yeah... Exactly what I was thinking.

OptimalPath 13

Sunday 29 October 2023 17:51

There are no cameras ever in the changing areas, showers and toilets. Some hope would be on the cams present outside the ladies' changing area... Which however may be well not working. Easy peasy...

dreams2383 18

Monday 30 October 2023 15:34

I would think the gym doesn't care and banned them both. it's easier that way.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 October 2023 8:34

Your dad is right and the naked ladies are wrong. That was funny!

poopface82 18

Thursday 26 October 2023 18:25

That’s your story and you’re sticking to it.

OptimalPath 13

Sunday 29 October 2023 17:49

Had that happened in Germany, could be much easier -- everyone goes to the same "bath", one floor could be for completely naked people, no one really cares -- only in the cafe area it is customary to cover a bit -- with a towel or what. What a vile joke though. Clearly in your country there's so much more ruckus made out of a trivial thing like nudity in public... Find another suitable gym and revenge your dad. Revenge is best served cold. Or if you think it's funny -- forgive him.