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By antiqued / Thursday 20 December 2012 05:55 / United States
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19 - You make it sound like he's trying to escape an ax murderer. I don't think OP predicted anything like this would have happened (I highly doubt you would have, either).

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I know some doors don't have/come with locks but often wonder, why people chose not to install them? It's an easy fix to have added privacy. I've even installed a few myself.

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Holy shit guys, we got a regular James Bond in #36. I would think that you wouldn't have to "protect yourself" in your own living space. Especially the restroom. AKA Room of rest.

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Have you smelled Nair lately? You'd have to have anosmia to not be able to smell out that trick.

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#16 - When you're in a steamy shower with water pouring down, impairing allyour senses, it really isn't that hard to mistake Nair for shampoo.

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When I was 15 I was placed in a home for girls that did not behave. This one girl got mad and poured bleach in my friend's fish tank, so I replaced half her conditioner with Nair. She had a history of making things up and was sent to the psych ward a few times do when she ran around the place screaming her head was on fire, she only got yelled at.

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15-yes, but still, when people can't get their arm wet, just to be absolutely sure, they usually wrap it in plastic.

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What a hassle-- especially when bathing daily. Sticking your arm out of the bathtub should work just as well. (: but only if you don't have roommates like the OP's.

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When I was getting sick, I had to have an IV stay in my arm for a while. That's exactly what the doctor told me to do. I'm not really sure why this comment was thumbed down?

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Roommate + unlocked bathroom door = prank. The simplest of equations. He might not have expected flour to be thrown on him but he should've known something was going to happen. It's like that old saying of Grampa's: "If you wave your naked pooter at a horny man, you're gonna get fucked". I loved my Grampa. He always knew just what to say.

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By  Ugi

Didn't you know it was "World's largest pancake" day? Hopefully they saw you before they got on to the eggs!

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#17, no, the lawyer's slice is baked into the settlement. This arrangement causes the amount to rise.

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These friends and their half-baked ideas really piss me off, I wish they could be charged with batter-y but these in-breads will probably get away wheat it.

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All of you batter stop now, or I'm going to turn you into donuts and eat the hole pun crew. But just to make sure you're really done this pun game, your curfews are now also at leaven o'clock. You certainly have the skillet takes to make good puns, but you have mushroom for improvement.

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I like that kind of arragements: 33% of what the person gets. But I don't like suing doctors...you never know who will have ro take care of you in an emergency. ;-)

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How far back is "previous"?! It's been 5 minutes and I'm still searching for that casserole FML.... Oh! There isn't one, is there? You're mean :(

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There was an FML awhile back ago where the mom called her daughter an asshole in front of family, but then tried to cover it up by saying "You're a casserole, and any guy would just love to have you".

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