By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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MisterEx 28

OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?

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LennyComa 39

Mkay, He should speak to someone about that.

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TheKingKen 22

Well, that escalated quickly.

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A07 48

Maybe he just realized what he'd said.

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titandesu 14

or maybe he hadn't met her kids beforehand

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BSnapZ 21

#36 the FML could be interpreted as either (a) he wants to have babies with her, in which case your comment is ridiculous; or (b) she has kids at the moment and he wants to step into the father role for them, in which case there is no way he would get that far into a relationship and make that kind of commitment without having met them, in which case your comment is ridiculous. Either way, your comment is ridiculous.

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titandesu 14

was really tired while making that comment i agree it makes no sense and apologize to the good people of fml for this :P

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DriAA7 17

Never a dull moment with this guy. Nice job!

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91hayek 31

Before and after ****** right here: La Petite Mort.

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Adam5858 17

hopefully he doesnt want to bring the familly to experience it aswell

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SK8WITME 19

Wow, I don't think you must be that bad of a girlfriend

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