Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father... - FML

By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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JMichael 25

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:19

Bipolar much?

MisterEx 28

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:57

OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?

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EmmaLemma121499 2

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:38

There are no words...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 28 June 2014 17:50

Maybe he meant he wants to experience death sometime a lot later in life. It doesn't necessarily mean soon, especially after that proposal (I guess that's what you'd call it).

lollypop624 11

Sunday 29 June 2014 15:48

wow ur bf goes thro sum sirius bipolar!

hexblot 10

Monday 30 June 2014 1:45

Weird, asking twice ;)

InTheMagic 3

Friday 4 July 2014 1:49

a thinker then :)

TheRaven1 0

Monday 7 July 2014 7:16

To be fair to the boyfriend, I've often wondered what death feels like and if there was something beyond or not

XXXero 3

Saturday 12 July 2014 5:41

what did you say no?

reaxion 25

Monday 14 July 2014 1:04

One of these things is not like the others... At least he is guaranteed to experience one of those without question.

cmo333 10

Tuesday 11 November 2014 2:22

Oh

scarlett3diaz 24

Monday 13 July 2015 1:46

he's playing two truths and a lie ?

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