Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone...

By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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lbeer 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:36

I think it's a hint of some sort

thewife5 19

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:37

why Tom cruise? ewww

Comments

davek 36

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:19

2936 to 855? Is this thread full of chicks or what?!

skylinewhispers 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:08

YDI for picking Tom Cruise...

Snookums 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:50

LOL I have a similar story with my ex, bf win!

jtrain80 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:51

Lt. Pete Mitchell

dynky 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:19

why would you do that? if your mind is on someone else, why have sex with each other in the first place?

beenieweenies 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:45

you should've told him you imagined him as Peter Griffin from family guy :D lmbo! FTW

zxPhantomxz 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:18

she should date Tom Cruise it would be the most action he's gotten in a while

mrsnuggles 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:30

Today, I suggested to my girlfriend that we imagine each other as someone else when we have sex. She imagined I was Ton Cruise. FML.

asiancutie 0

Friday 29 October 2010 19:22

if my boyfriend told me that.. or ever did that, I'd be so pissed lol

443mimi 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:59

ewww Tom cruise:p

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Today, my husband and I have such busy careers, we have to schedule sex for when we’re both at home and hopefully not too tired, otherwise we’d never have sex at all. The last time we had sex was on my birthday, in April, and our next appointment is mid September. I really miss sex. FML

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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

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Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

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