Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone...

By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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lbeer 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:36

I think it's a hint of some sort

thewife5 19

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:37

why Tom cruise? ewww

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pancake_mixx 9

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:50

Tom Cruise?

RidinTrollz 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:29

lol sick name. rwj ftw

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:53

That was a bad idea from the start

duhh10 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:57

1st, Tom Cruis? Ew. 2nd, you should probably talk to him about why he finds your best friend attractive and whether or not it will interfere with your relationship. I can't decide what to vote because the best friend thing isn't good but seriously, Tom Cruis? just wow.

eternalsunlight 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:33

Why do you need to imagine other people when you are having sex with each other...

BlueEmerald 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:01

you did say someone.

sculp91 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:12

hmm I'd check that out

helloello 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:13

yeah, he's def hoping for a threesome

hiyouaregreat 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:44

YDI for imagining Tom Cruise. Fail.

marsbar14 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:09

what if her best friend was a guy? anyone think of that? So then he wouldn't be attracted to girls or attracted to both... maybe that's why he wanted to imagine someone else. Don't get me wrong I am NOT standing up for him but it's just a possibility.. :P

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:13

What if they were both thinking about Tom Cruise?

akaOtter 1

Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:28

overthink it much? it would be difficult to imagine a guy while having relations with a girl. granted, not impossible, but if the op was really going for am FML response, I'm pretty sure it would have stated that the best friend is a guy. and to OP, perhaps next time tell him you were thinking of your best friend too.