Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone...

By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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lbeer 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:36

I think it's a hint of some sort

thewife5 19

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:37

why Tom cruise? ewww

Comments

Muffin_boo 12

Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:23

Tom cruise!? WTF! D: gross lol, andd I woulda slapped his ass for that. just saying.

TDeo69 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 19:29

maybe your friend is better looking then you are...!!!???

WolfGirlPwnsAll 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:16

haha Tom cruise??? lol!! it should have been Taylor lautner! ;)

hansbaby 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:24

wow

mymaimy 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:35

why did u do this?? itz kind of weird that he should say sumthn like that...

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:16

That's hilarious

JMWisc 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:35

That just means you have a bigger imagination than him.

MoonPhase123 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:25

Well that sucks, Your boyfriend is such a douchebag

mmw1088 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:48

YDI for your bad taste. Lolz

Dillyduzit 23

Monday 10 September 2012 8:22

I'd be pissed lol

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