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Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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yeah that's embarrassing.. but I don't think it's a fml. if you think it is op, then tell him to not do it again.

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"Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts?" Haha, Freeze that actually made me laugh out loud.

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YDI for going out in public YDI for getting out of the house YDI for having a house YDI for paying for a house YDI for wasting money

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43-I don think she is going for it. I would stop. On this public forum, nobody cares what you want to do to her. Just saying.

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1- What if she told him to stop and he wouldnt? She could have tried to stop him and failed. OP- I would talk to him about that, and if he doesnt listen break up with him.

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I agree with #1. This isn't an FML, it's an "I desire validation and attention so much that I don't stand up for myself when I'm being disrespected."

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I've always wanted boobs for a day.I'd play with them all the time. I can't see how girls can refrain themselves from doing so. I'd prob be like Peter Griffin in tht one episode where he and Lois switch bodies. dada dada da da.

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Freeze, stop being a fucking buzzkill and have your small penis and/or Internet ego evaluated. If you're a chic, you're a dyke that can't help the human race. Pour your period blood elsewhere.

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114- I don't know about the others, but I have a pretty clear idea of who's the buzzkill here... *cough* Melgros *cough*.

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um.. explain this to me. How is OP a hoe? It was her boyfriends queer behaviour, not OP's. That like saying "Today I choked on cereal. FML." and people like you replying "YDI for eating."

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#127, just a little FYI, but number0 is a cheap ripoff of me. I'm the YDI artist, and I do it with proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.

ydi for dating a retard. Knowing how to behave in public, especially with your partner, is common sense.

Learn ventriloquism and make them answer. You two (or three) could make a fortune in burlesque, if such a thing still exists.

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Awesome! I might be coming up north pretty soon. It's always been one of my life's dreams to see the Talking Titties act in person.

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There is a group in Halifax and there is also one out in Victoria/Vancouver for sure. i don't know about the middle lands. I only fly over them to get to better places.

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