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nublets
| 12
Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p
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zojieeu
| 6
Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs
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nublets
| 12
Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
No amount of words could ever express how appropriate your picture is for your comment.
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cookie_3008
| 4
Boys will be boys.*sigh*
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Michael_92
| 19
and men will be men.
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hellbilly205
| 17
And zombies will be zombies.
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starman02
| 12
And that's the end of that
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MCuss
| 1
Don't go in the army really bad choice
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ShortNotice113
| 5
And how does the army have any relevance?
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Michaelsgirl04
| 9
my best guy friend started poking mine once out of nowhere. when I asked what he was doing his response was "it's squishy"
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hellbilly205
| 17
I assume 53 is talking to me, and has a reading problem im already in the army.
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Silentstrike
| 11
I'm going into the Army. Canadian Infantry or Combat engineers. It will be the best cjoice of my life... As the saying goes: "my life is my God, My country, My corps."
Hooah, and stay safe man.
Hooah, and stay safe man.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
86 - No, he was talking about OP going to the army. He is implying all the guys in the army don't have better things to do but, to bounce things off OPs tits.
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jerryk
| 2
Read his profile it talks about going in the military
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domking1315
| 20
It's funny how 45's picture goes great with this FML (even though theyre not exactly bouncing stuff off)
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octopussperm125
| 18
Id love my girl bouncing little things off of my dong. Depending on wat it is and how hard
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muFilter
| 19
If by "things" you mean OP's boobs and boo-tay, I'm thinkin' boyfriend will be plenty excited.
Alas, I know that is not what you meant by "things". :(
Alas, I know that is not what you meant by "things". :(
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cidcarrera
| 13
My bad accidentally hit thumbs down.
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zojieeu
| 6
Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs
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evig_fml
| 16
Ahem (second time doing this on the second comment of an FML in two days)
*derp voice* YaY!!! B0oBiEs
*eye twitches at himself*
*derp voice* YaY!!! B0oBiEs
*eye twitches at himself*
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petraphotoDOTca
| 6
pics/video? I demand evidence!
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ibenj
| 1
Throw a half brick at his penis to see if it bounces off.
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BABYPUNCHINGGUY
| 0
Ahhh brasketball the sport of kings
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garebear13
| 4
Tidiliwinks?
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
I remember hearing about it on Bearenstein bears when I was little... Does that count?
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emeraldisle
| 30
I'd do the same thing if I were him.
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hellbilly205
| 17
As would i, but that makes us immature, but what guy wouldn't?
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emeraldisle
| 30
I'm not a guy though. I'm just a chick who likes boobs. :P
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
61- Nothing wrong with that. Boobs can be equally fun for all, for a variety of reasons.
And I was starting to wonder when we'd all get together again over the topic of boobs and restate how nice they are. ;p
And I was starting to wonder when we'd all get together again over the topic of boobs and restate how nice they are. ;p
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
I've been wondering for quite a while if there is any other thing in the world that is so basically useless (unless you're feeding a kid) and yet so well loved, obsessed over, talked about, fought about, and found use for than boobs?
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
100- Well....uh....religion? (Didn't say Believing in a higher power was useless, but tell me there's anything else in the world that people debate over, fight over and obsess over more than their concept of a God)
(Edit: This is so getting moderated...)
(Edit: This is so getting moderated...)
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luckyd880
| 12
Well that's just pure talent.
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luckyd880
| 12
Come on people. Have a sense of humor. I am joking. Y'all are too serious!
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hellbilly205
| 17
I thumbed you up, it does take some talent to master this particular skill.
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
Just throw stuff at his penis every time he looks away:)
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hellbilly205
| 17
But it wont bounce off of it plus i don't think that could count as payback, as i'm sure he wouldn't mind it unless it was a heavy object of sorts.
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sealed_with_a_sm
| 2
Like a shoe! Ha!
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luckyd880
| 12
Why would his penis be out...lol
I could see her boobs being out (as in cleavage) from a low cut shirt. But...
I would hope her bfs penis is not constantly out to throw things at...hahaha otherwise they have a problem.
I could see her boobs being out (as in cleavage) from a low cut shirt. But...
I would hope her bfs penis is not constantly out to throw things at...hahaha otherwise they have a problem.
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plaguer
| 26
I am surprised you couldn't feel them hit.
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coried91
| 28
I'm pretty sure she felt them considering she knew it was happening when she looked away. Unless, of course, she has eyes elsewhere.
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plaguer
| 26
Yeah, you're right.
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Candice0687
| 0
So then tell him I know that you like bouncing small things off my boobs, but I don't like you bouncing your small penis off my boobs
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hellbilly205
| 17
What does his dick have to do with this?
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starman02
| 12
... To far Candice .. To far
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laurbear12
| 3
47 - you're 21 years old and don't know the difference between 'to' and 'too'? Really??
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iliketurdles
| 7
56, you're 25 years old and you don't know better than to correct someone's grammar on the internet?
What is wrong with you? :o
What is wrong with you? :o
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starman02
| 12
Wow 56.. Just.. WOW..
I apologize in the biggest apologies if my writing made you so angry you had to waste 10 seconds of your life..
This is how Many fucks I give--->
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I apologize in the biggest apologies if my writing made you so angry you had to waste 10 seconds of your life..
This is how Many fucks I give--->
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sunworshiper
| 10
Put on a sweater or something so it doesn't bounce as well.. He will get bored and stop.
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Michael_92
| 19
Shouldn't have to. He should be mature enough to handle himself.
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sunworshiper
| 10
Refer to comment #1 "boobs can make men stupid." I have dated guys with university degrees yet they still find my boobs fascinating lol. I have just learned to live with it.
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94yhy
| 8
Well, I don't think you've told him not to. He must've thought you didn't mind after the first time.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
Or he knows she doesn't like it hence why he waits for her to turn her head away to bounce said objects
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boredbf
| 10
he probably waits till she turns her head so that she doesn't try to block it from hitting her boobs.
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