Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me...

By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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TheAnon1313 28

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:41

Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.

jenninator93 18

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:38

Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.

Comments

Hyperpwner 9

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:03

I suppose all you can do is give him a helping hand?

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:15

Sounds like a real winner.

umadbrobro 8

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:22

Maybe he likes the hand better than the good stuff ..lol

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:23

Jees sorry op if this becomes an ongoing issue I would seek help for the both of you. I am no going to say FYL or YDI because this particular one doesn't seem to deserve either best of luck to the both of you.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:38

What a wanker.

JosephKorso 15

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:53

Maybe he just wanted the pleasure without the added stress of trying to impress someone else as well. Sounds selfish, I know, but it's better than him not being able to get it up because of stress. And yes, that does happen.