Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me...

By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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TheAnon1313 28

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:41

Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.

jenninator93 18

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:38

Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.

Comments

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:53

Well, there's always oral sex, and unless your boyfriend spent the whole day blowing himself, his mouth probably isn't too tired for a little ***********.

Montiphelia 16

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:58

Nothing like a marathon Monday

kenwolfy 14

Wednesday 10 February 2016 1:59

NICE

ColonelCusswords 24

Wednesday 10 February 2016 2:08

I've heard of sore penis, but this is redickulous

Coland 19

Wednesday 10 February 2016 2:43

Trust me most guys feel exhausted after masturbating and would like to take a nap

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:40

And eat a sandwich.

Yodaddy52 7

Wednesday 10 February 2016 13:04

At 47, I believe the term is a "sammich".

fuzz557 14

Wednesday 10 February 2016 2:48

You need to step your game up

photographer49 22

Wednesday 10 February 2016 4:59

#33 OP'S boyfriend masturbating isn't directly linked to OP'S love making

HonestPie 10

Wednesday 10 February 2016 5:53

Maybe he thought he wasn't getting any? I mean, if you're that horny and have a gf, you'd think you could hold out a bit to see if she's down with it. But apparently, OP saw jerking off was a good alternative to asking her gf.

NeatNit 32

Wednesday 10 February 2016 3:20

Quality boyfriend you got there!

914smv 18

Wednesday 10 February 2016 3:29

I hope one day you give him the same answer!

HonestPie 10

Wednesday 10 February 2016 5:55

"You know what could solve this problem?" "Communication?" "Nope!" *proceeds to play petty, childish games*

thenetflox 4

Wednesday 10 February 2016 19:33

I love that in situations where the guy is in the wrong it brings out all the "mature" dudes on the fml thread. If it was the girl who was holding out like that this comment would be threaded with "revennggeee" or "dump her". There's nothing wrong with a little good humor revenge.