Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream...

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 19:35 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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IamHercules 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.

MDoremis 38

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

You've picked a real winner.

Comments

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 10:13

Dump him in the river

Alicimo 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 10:21

Aw lovely I'm sorry! That's an awful thing to have happen, your poor outfit and your poor ego all at once.

heyitsmikayla 14

Sunday 19 July 2015 10:58

It's just water...and boys will be boys. He could've at least helped you out though.

TeacherTeacher 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 14:50

"Boys will be boys" is the shittiest excuse ever.

nomoreparty 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 12:25

U will laugh about it in future.. Just take it as a joke unless u were going for something important that time...

Kikiers21042 18

Sunday 19 July 2015 12:52

By any chance, is your name river pond? Lol.

vanaathiel 13

Sunday 19 July 2015 13:24

You mean River Song? It' Melody Pond

lfrider92 21

Monday 20 July 2015 5:14

Spoilers

allimarcy 23

Sunday 19 July 2015 15:16

That seems really rude and inconsiderate for both your boyfriend and his friend to do. Sorry OP.

ballislife2324 14

Sunday 19 July 2015 15:20

Damn people u guys overreact. If the girl isn't hurt from that I would also laugh. If u can't find the humor in this FML in which op didn't get hurt, then your sense of humor just sucks.

ballislife2324 14

Sunday 19 July 2015 15:22

Damn u guys are overreacting. It's funny what the friend did. And if u can't find the humor in what the kid did especially when op didn't get hurt, then your sense of humor sucks ass