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Your boyfriend has got the best best friend ever! ?
Wow, what a couple of twats. Dump his ass.
I was a bit worried before you said your mane was River. I thought you were about to say your family had drowned. I know. I have quite a morbid way of thinking.
You should of pretended to drown.
Terrible name
If he's not your ex-boyfriend now, then YDI.
I would have laughed, sorry.
It's just a joke. Lighten up. Same for all the commenters. I would want to be with a girl who can't hang out and be cool. Unless you are always being mistreated, laugh about it
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Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.
You've picked a real winner.