By cutiecuppiecakez - / Monday 29 February 2016 21:04 / United States - San Francisco
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By  andrmac  |  25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  junjunbun  |  28

I actually find that adorable #2, even if it's a little stupid, it's cute he cares that much for his girlfriend. Aspecially after all the FML's about shitty relationships.


If he's acting that retarded when he's stoned out of his mind, it makes me wonder just how retarded he acts when he's sober.

  Dilexar  |  26

Jesus. Go FML. Looking for any reason to tell people to end their relationships & find someone "better." This is cute as hell in my opinion & I would absolutely love to be in that situation.


My parents were big potheads in college. Once they and some friends were smoking and eating pizza (obviously), and two of the friends decided it would be a good idea to hitchhike. A day later my dad got a call from one of them asking for a ride. They were three states down. Yet everyone in that friend group is still doing fine today. It's possibly to be completely stupid while high and still be a functioning human being.

By  minissaussette  |  25

Well alright, getting baked probably isn't the most reasonable thing to do but you gotta admit, that guy really likes you, it's actually kinda cute, at least a lot better than him getting sick of you and trying to shove you into said washing machine ...


Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML

By notsuperstitious - / Thursday 24 January 2013 16:37 / Finland

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

By smoothies14 - / Saturday 12 September 2015 01:15 / United States - Weatherford
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