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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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aymaureen 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:12

that is so hot i like the chubbys :]

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:27

I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)

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Sebz2103 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:30

Christianness or whatever is a complete moron!!!

noonecaresurfat 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:35

there are these places called gyms...

plexico 3

Monday 5 October 2009 3:41

Did you smother the poor bastard in your folds? Don't ever take your Spanx off again!

hazelwolfeyes 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:44

dont listen to anyone who is saying shit bout your weight...im pretty sure youre not as huge as they make you out to be...n they are all closet fatasses... :) is a learning experience...i had a girlfriend who had rolls...n we laughed the first time that happened...dont think of it as a FML...just say...cool...now lets work out how this will happen...just have him rest his head closer to your knees...n do a little bump up with your legs to get him up closer to you... :D works great n is really cute when done right...luck on your journey in life...

shanisdaman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 15:12

awww

lovelycece09 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:31

yea..thats aww lol

theideot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:48

YDI (Your Da Idiot)

AAAAHHHH12 2

Monday 5 October 2009 4:05

Irony is your friend, I see.

clockworkrainbow 3

Monday 5 October 2009 4:37

"My da idiot?" Bitches don't know 'bout my apostrophes and contractions..?!

Whats_Love09 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:09

My idiot what? It never occured to me that I had one, but I'd like to know what happened with it. Fill me in?

irrelevantxx 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:56

Someone needs to lay off the cake, eh?

sjks 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:57

this is such a lame FML, and would probably happen to 80% of the population. most people get rolls when they bend at the waist, even if theyre thin, and obviously if he's on your lap your stomach is closer to begin with. if she was actually fat, her rolls would be on him before she even bent over

flying_vegan 0

Monday 5 October 2009 14:47

I have no rolls... that's anorexia for you :)

sjks 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:58

well thats something to be proud of and brag about on an internet forum! im assuming you're more of the starve yourself for attention type because most people with anorexia wouldn't admit it on fml proudly....this is all assuming you werent joking