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By 1D-107 / Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:43 / United States
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Chances are no one is always looking up when they are walking down the street. Although, if it's NYC people are always gazing around

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85 - In Utah there is a small population, but it's actually quite dense in the Utah and Salt Lake valleys. The OP may live in an apartment in downtown SLC, or in a suburban town. So who knows if anyone even saw? Besides the kids of course.

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19 - I'm thinking the people on the street may have seen the other side since the window was in front of him. :/

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no no just keep tapping there necks while making the "Tsst" sound and eventually they will be in a calm and submissive state. You must be a dominant pack leader.

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Unplug all electronics lock the doors and show them a video of childbirth. Next time they might mind themselves if not, show them the brain surgery you are going to have done on them if they misbehave again.

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so OP...I see you're One Direction fan..I was going to write a clever comment( or at least attempt to) but now...I just can't.

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Yeah when I was a kid I would kick my babysitter in the shin, or punch her in the boob, then run and hide, I was a little shit. Sigh, Those were the days.

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Once way back in the time where the dinosaur ruled the world, I unhooked my babysitter's bra drummed out songs on her boobs. And then she woke up. And then I continued. And and is not the proper way to start a sentence.

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No and is not a proper way to start a sentence, but we all appreciate the honesty in the story where you drummed on your babysitters boobs, or, stay with me here, you are referring to another FML?

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No, when this happened Perdix was just starting to comment on FML and Docbastard had just created TheManInTheMachine. This is an experience not an FML.

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57 - Now you're going to have to wait until your super old to touch random boob. Those were, indeed, the days.

Eh. Don't be too embarrassed. If you pulled your pants up right away I doubt anyone saw. In the mean time though... Put those kids in timeout!

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Timeout, that's the time it takes them to get up after you punish them, right? Man I need an urban dictionary app.

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