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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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aymaureen 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:12

that is so hot i like the chubbys :]

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:27

I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)

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sydd_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:56

Dude, instead of submitting Fmls, go on a treadmill. kthanxbai.

HotSauce_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:59

Thats freaking disgusting. Stop eating cheezeits and lose some weight fatty.

__F__My__Life__ 0

Monday 5 October 2009 6:45

That just sucks!

VraelVhalen 0

Monday 5 October 2009 7:17

Really, the solution is to eat less and stay active. Or the breakfast of champions.

Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Monday 5 October 2009 7:25

Put the cupcake down!!!!!!!!!! =)

Ducati45 0

Monday 5 October 2009 8:05

hey if it makes you feel any better your boobs would have got there first if your stomach didn't. Well if you aren't flat-chested that is.

fortuna_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 14:24

yeah,always look on the bright side of life

lo1337a 1

Monday 5 October 2009 8:12

lol @ this FML being edited after comments about the grammatical incorrectness of using 'their' instead of 'there'.

asu28 0

Monday 5 October 2009 8:35

Don't hate. Chubby chicks will do anything.

flying_vegan 0

Monday 5 October 2009 14:49

Including make you vomit...

jngurley01 0

Monday 5 October 2009 8:46

fat ass

mrzero 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:11

get a life

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