By wtf1234 / Tuesday 3 May 2011 01:41 / United States
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By  Livinia  |  11

Maybe he just thinks you're utterly revolting and wasn't jumping for the frisbee but rather jumping away from your lips.


Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML

By wasteroftime / Thursday 14 August 2014 21:31 / United States - Granbury

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

By GPemTGM - / Sunday 8 April 2012 10:55 / Australia - Canberra
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