Love: Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit... - FML

By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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Great excuses

By sumi - 01/06/2021 22:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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gunmania0 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:50

People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!

BeatlesObsessed 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:53

So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.

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kolas22 4

Monday 26 September 2011 18:09

That's rough you found a winner haha.

Snookie85 19

Monday 26 September 2011 18:26

That totally sucks! Some boyfriend!!!!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 26 September 2011 18:42

delete him out of your life(:

bahaha_8D 1

Monday 26 September 2011 18:53

Oh my gawd my boyfreind was being that way too! but i eventually coerced him into it haha

Fiskerz 0

Monday 26 September 2011 19:03

We went on one date.. We aren't bf and gf yet

cybermolly10 7

Monday 26 September 2011 19:40

Say it with me people: He's just not that into you!

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 20:10

I did the same thing w/ my girlfriend & nuked my FB acct. Now, my happiness comes solely from anonymously posting comments on FML...FML...

madaoxsan 9

Monday 26 September 2011 20:12

1) hand...if he was really that embarassed to admit he was dating you that's a problem... 2)he might be two-three-or-even-four-timing you via the net or something. ALSO, though. you really don't need to validate your relationship on fb...unless 1) is true. Either way, talk to him...and get to the root of what it is..it'll be obvious either way...and then just be like FMR(elationship).

ShealaBoBayla 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:19

That happened to me too.

elementalz 2

Monday 26 September 2011 20:42

Facebook is gay anyways I wuldnt put it on there either it's a waste of time

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

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Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML

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Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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Today, my roommate, who is an alcoholic in denial, comes up to me and tells me she knows I told on her, and is angry at me. The facility we live at is for people in recovery. Her boyfriend is coming over to “confront me.” FML

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Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML

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Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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