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By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

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The final straw

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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Great excuses

By sumi - 01/06/2021 22:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Top comments

gunmania0 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:50

People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!

BeatlesObsessed 12

Monday 26 September 2011 8:53

So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.

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icic6772 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:47

Wait... If he didn't want to admit that you're in a relationship then why did he delete his account, it's not like u HAVE to put whether ur in a relationship or not

thejedi08 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:24

he is cheating on you

jaia_pirrie 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:15

get outta there now!

Lehk 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:52

good job being psycho and clingy, he's better off without you and you're better off alone

liteningbolt 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:08

I've been there! He's cheating on you or thinking about it!

whorerhorror 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:39

you must be hideous

yenidewi 11

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:22

if he loves u he'll come back to you ... JUST BELIEVE !

j3ebrules 13

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:12

Then I would tell him you prefer being single to dating an ass like him.

xDrella 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 21:09

He's cheating

metal4life3 4

Friday 30 September 2011 7:01

Yeah he's cheating on u. Maybe with a few women. Sorry

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, my sister called my Native American friend a bigot for saying he had no problem with the name "Cleveland Indians". FML

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Today, after I left a very abusive relationship a year ago, I decided I wanted to start dating again, since I'm in a much better place, and I really worked hard through therapy. I told my parents, who then told me that I'm too lazy and needy for a relationship. Progress doesn't matter I guess. FML

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Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

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