By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9

....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.

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1dvs_bstd 41

This is one of the areas where an all out violence can be condoned! Someone needs to school that total waste of life how to be polite and courteous! FYL

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emilybrooke02 12

Holy crap this scared me! My name is Emily and I've been with my bf for four years now and we are on the verge of breaking up. I was like is he breaking up with me over FML! O.o

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jablome 6

We don't have to ask if you're a douchebag #47.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Just to be safe maybe you should break up, mutually, with him first?..

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wow, not only is he a coward, but a viciously mean one at that. I know it's easy to say but time will come when you'll be relieved not to have such a waste of space in your life. Take heart, OP.

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thentaniasaid 20

He sounds like a real douche. You're better off without him if he's that rude.

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Kalipczo 21

Ouch that's really hurtful. You're getter off with out him. What a douche.

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buckdharma 36

I don't see a problem. His message was concise and even provided visual evidence.

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