By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9

....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.

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meow_jess 11

What an asshole, you're better off without him!

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Your better off without him anyway of he thinks that low of you xxx

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Gestpacho88 12

Ya know, its asshats like that that make me weep for the next generation....

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m3lyc 18

Emily is a beautiful name. What a douchebag.

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Sammie_Girl83 4

Has anyone thought that maybe she deserved it?

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Xalandra 17

And this is when you write on his windshield "I'm (insert idiot ex's name here). I'm a douchebag, a coward, and now broke" How is he broke you ask? Well someone's gonna have to replace his flat tires if he plans getting around anywhere in his car. Not to mention a new paint job, new side mirrors, and new side windows... Just sayin'

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