Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 1 April 2011 11:57

damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

mintcar 9

Friday 1 April 2011 12:00

YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

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ScreamoGirl84 0

Friday 1 April 2011 20:07

Seriously, If you are gonna have a guy over, always brush your teeth and make sure you breath doesn't smell at ALL!

bossybella 0

Friday 1 April 2011 20:17

ewww.

irishman1733 0

Friday 1 April 2011 21:09

I think it's creepy when a chick does that

JakeLee 6

Friday 1 April 2011 21:28

if you guys were intimate recently, just tell him, "nope, guess your dick just smells really bad."

emily14swim 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:05

gross. haha that's embarrassing sorry:(

saturnsonic 3

Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

i wanna make out with you!!

SapphireSympathy 7

Friday 1 April 2011 22:39

way to ruin the moment..

NadiG7 2

Friday 1 April 2011 23:35

LMAOOOOOOOOOO...IM IN TEARS... OHHHH MAN OKAY IM SORRY LOLOLOLOLOL

brokenhelix 4

Friday 1 April 2011 23:35

Haha! when I smell my wife's breath and it smells like shit I ask her, "did you just eat a poop popsicle?"

caviar_fml 2

Friday 1 April 2011 23:52

there's no excuse for bad breath

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