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"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "Fuck you, asshole."

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The FML post reminds me of Seinfeld, when Jerry tells anyone who sneezes, "You're soooo good looking!" I know it is the opposite of what the husband said, who sounds like a jerk, but that was the fiesta thing that came to my mind. I'm sorry you're married to a guy who's rude, OP.

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Haha, he's not rude. I actually find it funny because the more I try to stop hiccuping, the worse it gets.

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Yes, because people can just all up and completely control their cough to please you. The last I checked, most coughing is involuntary.

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I struggle with coughing at night (and the day) cause of a respiratory condition I have. it can't be cured. there's nothing more annoying than someone who tells me to shut up when I clearly can't control it.

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Sorry #62, but some coughing is completely involuntary. You can hold some of it back, but when your body truly needs to cough, no amount of concentrating will save you. The part of your brain that's forcing a cough will override your willpower, just like when you forcibly need to vomit.

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64 is right on point. Many times, if you try to not cough and clear your throat, the cough will end up lasting longer and be even louder. It's best to just get it over with when a cough/coughing attack appears.

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Ummm 34 I hate to be the person to burst you're bubble.....but......you child are the only one getting thumbed down....

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No one is the age their suppose to be anymore. It's not like the computer asks for your ID before singing up for things.

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Congratulations, this was possibly the greatest FML comment ever! Your prize will be getting thumbed down by everyone else here!

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I automatically hate you GrammarNazis, simply because if your name. And I am sure the OP's husband was just messing with her.

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I agree @54 its FML not a letter to the president, like no one will really use proper grammar on here except for people like him, its sooo annoying, u make a mistake and everyone is down ur throat about it

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This comment wins the Internet for today. From now on this will be how I try to comfort anyone I see get treated like crap. I can see it now. I'll be all like, It's no big deal, he was probably just trying to do something. And that person will just hug me and be like thank you SO much for helping and supporting me in my time of need.

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Yes, and he's also going to complain about how he and her ex have the same name. Oh yeah, amd also how she bangs her head in the shower.

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84 you don't seem to be in much of a position to be correcting spelling anyway. Also, it was just a typo, not like he actually says "amd" all the time, since he clearly spelled it correctly the first time.

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I know this is a crazy thought, but most "grammar nazis" proof read their sentences, paragraphs, written work etc. so yes he is a poser wannabe for spelling "and" wrong.

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@93 I know how to spell but like I keep telling people im on FML, im gunna abbreviate words like you and your and etc, its just people like him "grammar Nazi" who are constantly correcting people, like its stupid, were online, not writting a letter. Im online to enjoy myself, I purposely say u and ur and idk, do I need need some ass hole trying to look smart by correcting me, like holy shit. and most of the time they correct people is when they make a typo, so fuck man

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