Love: Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical,...

By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By AnonUser464 - 08/01/2013 16:40 - United States

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 22 August 2014 12:16

Wow, did you get ****** over.

hoopgrug 5

Friday 22 August 2014 12:17

Without knowing more about it, I hesitate to offer unsolicited advice, but is there someone you could report this to?

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victrin 12

Friday 22 August 2014 15:20

If you have HR go to them. It was unprofessional for the 2 of you to start a relationship, but it could actually be illegal for her to fire you. Bring proof.

annely_fml 5

Friday 22 August 2014 15:41

As a very wise friend of mine once said: "Don't shit where you eat." Surely after 4 years you would have realized the risks you were taking dating your boss.

SparksTheSadie 18

Friday 22 August 2014 15:50

NEVER, EVER date a coworker. Especially if he/she's your boss.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 22 August 2014 22:40

There are always exceptions. I dated a co-worker and now we've been happily married for years.

azyjazy713 11

Friday 22 August 2014 16:18

If she broke up with you 1st, i'd go with unlawful termination.

GoingCommando93 14

Friday 22 August 2014 16:50

At least you didn't lose your house and car. Then it'd be time to write a county song.

NamelessFace 22

Friday 22 August 2014 17:21

Maybe they were dating before, and OP needed a job so the girlfriend game him a job under her management. Either way, she shouldn't have dumped AND fired you. Do one or the other. FYL.

HauntedTwilight 20

Friday 22 August 2014 17:38

HR issue right there. Chin up, OP. Karma will come around to her :)

JCal585 8

Friday 22 August 2014 18:12

YDI. Don't get your dick wet where you work, lesson learned.

jude_iscariot 7

Friday 22 August 2014 18:31

Lawsuit. You didn't want to have a relationship. You just felt like you had to because the person was your boss. You had no choice but to have a relationship to keep your job. And then suddenly you were dumped and fired at the same time. Definite lawsuit.