Love, Relatable, Awkward and Polyamourous: All you need is love

All you need is love

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 10:00

Today, my polyamorous friend has 3 boyfriends. My other polyamorous friend has 2 boyfriends and my other other polyamorous friend has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm still single. FML

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Polytrouble

By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 00:02

Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML

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Wanting your cake

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 11:01 - United States - Dayton

Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML

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Unhealthy relationship

By Lance from the Serfs is a snacc - 03/05/2021 00:30

Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML

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Forever the bridesmaid

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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The heart wants what it wants

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 13:00 - Portugal

Today, I realized I'm in love with both my boyfriend of several years as well with a guy I recently met, meaning I'm polyamorous (which I always kinda knew). The problem is I don't want to leave my current boyfriend, and I really want to be with the new guy, but both situations are incompatible, which is making me miserable. FML

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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Anderling 32

Sunday 6 August 2023 12:29

Well no wonder with them taking all of the available dates. /jk Serious talk for a moment though: you could try asking your friends for advice. Maybe you’re just not hanging out in the places where you would meet a date who meets your standards, or maybe you don’t present yourself in the best way, or maybe you’re just a bit too eager and scare people off. If they’re true friends they’ll be willing to give you some help here.

whatshername?! 39

Sunday 6 August 2023 10:38

How about finding some mono-amorous friends first?

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whatshername?! 39

Sunday 6 August 2023 10:38

How about finding some mono-amorous friends first?

Anderling 32

Sunday 6 August 2023 12:29

Rake 13

Sunday 6 August 2023 12:47

Just join one of those groups? Why bother making a new one?

stickyface 15

Sunday 6 August 2023 14:21

Sure, be willing to bang multiple people, sometimes simultaneously, and among some subset of human beings you'll be in demand. Most of the rest of us have no desire to live that way and want very different from our relationships. Personally I wouldn't touch your friends with a 10 foot condomized pole.