Work: Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say...

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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By jobsearching - 21/11/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having an S and M theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Undercover

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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Jefe_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:09

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:09

did you **** in your pants? lol

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dirtyhippie 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:22

And that makes me a sad panda...

YeDoggy 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 15:25

Hahaha I love this comment!!!

tmurr63 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:09

reading this comment the little jingle go through my head

ddlovatolover 23

Tuesday 8 October 2013 13:19

But you're a hippie! Or a bunny! Wait...

Your_Shadow 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:23

So.... how is this an FML?

heyyou1203 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:35

b/c he got caught being a sexist creep and he's ashamed of it. Obvi not ashamed enough to control himself in the first place tho.

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 29 June 2009 5:15

yeah, he's sexist for being attracted to a girl

Xaujin 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 19:45

hahahahahah

21icefox 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:24

Not an fml and I'm a girl

lastminuteperm 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:24

You got touhed by your hot boss, got to stare at her legs, and got a report saying how good you were doing in work. FML?

nowhere90 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:59

I agree. This isn't a FML. It's more a FHL for your boss. "Today, I was congratulating my employee for his nice work. When I was talking to him, that pervert was staring at my legs. When I went to pat his leg, I noticed that he had a boner."

DANKshank 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 23:18

do me

anna15243 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:16

no do me! I need it now

samusfox 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:24

Did she notice that she patted more than your leg?

lolzforfun228 3

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:51

maybe she was trying to touch "more than his leg ;P

chimmy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:09

how did she pat that high up? anywhere within 8 inches of the crotch is really inappropriate for the boss.

maria12_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:29

Maybe she ment to feel you up. How is this a FML, unless you 'jizzed in your paants' (I like that song) ? You shouldve said something like " ya this was a goooooooood taalk, ohhhh yaaaa"