By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

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littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol

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porkchop69 0

ok stfu #88. if the guy is ****** turned on no matter what age there wont be self control unless hes a pornstar or sumtinn. and yeah bosses will do that. maybe she was flirting with him in a way and liked it. hayyyyy!! aye OP i say yu hit her up;D

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AmberE 0

did she notice? O.o

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aimless 0

There's no way she could have missed your knee and gone there instead. I say it was intentional, and go for it!

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LikelyYourFake 0

Ah... so she "patted your leg" really means she reached over and cupped your crotch? So fake kiddo. Penthouse letters are that way ---->

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k10tree 0

Respect your boss, respect women. Get a life.

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rileyrenee 0

Girls always notice a boner... Trust me;) she did it on purpose !!!

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wrestling49 0

ride tht shit alll day bro!! just remember to wrap it up

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GothamKnight 0

She might have been trying to make a move...

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johnnyv6969 0

THIS IS NOT AN FML AT ALL!!!!

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