Work: Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say...

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 812

You deserved it 19 216

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 201

You deserved it 13 710

Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 245

You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 327

You deserved it 50 278

By jobsearching - 21/11/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having an S and M theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 748

You deserved it 4 673

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 172

You deserved it 5 171

Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 926

You deserved it 53 775

By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 326

You deserved it 33 935

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 293

You deserved it 3 782

By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 438

You deserved it 44 936

Undercover

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 467

You deserved it 206

Jefe_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:09

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:09

did you **** in your pants? lol

Comments

pistonchamp159 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:27

WHY FML??? THATS AMAZING, GOOD JOB!

podrummer9209 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:04

52: agreed. epic win.

seb12992 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:24

I agree with everyone else, this is in no way an FML. This is more like a "My life is ******* awesome".

ericabella18 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:27

haha, she probably isn't that stupid to miss your leg and end up going for your area. she's sending you a sign. i say, get on that.

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:28

OMG dude that is sooo hot lol... i understand why its a fml cus even though you a temp u doing a good job... so u dont want to ruin a possible position you might get...or if the signals she giving you arent accurate and then you feel like a idiot when you ask her out..BUT if she is a fine as you claim i would go for it aint nothing better then a short skirt and some sexy legs... i wish i had your problems... lol

Loser390 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:32

Now you can keep your job AND get a promotion.

Dead_and_Gone 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:35

Did you tell her she didn't touch your leg....

beaniebabe 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:58

hit that!

Teeheez 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:58

HAHAHAHA! LOL Ya, I agree with people though. DID she notice? And #59, way to think positive. LOL And #15 is kinda right too. But it still kinda is a FYL. TEEHEE

plexico 3

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:00

What's wrong with getting your penis touched by a hot, female boss? Do you think she was trying to pat your leg, or was she going for your dick? How is you hearing? Maybe she said, "Good ****", not "Good talk."